Take me out in the crowd
Things that go through your head when a ballplayer loses his grip on his bat:
Whoahhhh, that's not good.
Hey, it's coming this way.
Oh crap, it's coming right here!
((you know, if I jumped up I bet I could...))
DIE. You could DIE. Duck down further.
You're not ducking deep enough.
Is it gonna bounce my way?
Is anybody hurt?
So... how are you scoring that one?
Nobody was hurt; some kid got an awesome souvenir. If it's an option, I'd prefer to go the rest of my life without the little voice in my head saying "you're not ducking deep enough" ever again.