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OK, so I'm seeing these trailers for Mission Impossible 3 and I have just one thought:
If Philip Seymour Hoffman and Lawrence Fishburne can't kill Tom Cruise, well, I want a shot at Lennox Lewis. 'Cause there ain't no justice.
So here's a topic: past MI3 and Robin Hood: Prince ofWolves Thieves, when else have you really wanted to see the bad guy in a movie kick the snot out of the "hero"?
If Philip Seymour Hoffman and Lawrence Fishburne can't kill Tom Cruise, well, I want a shot at Lennox Lewis. 'Cause there ain't no justice.
So here's a topic: past MI3 and Robin Hood: Prince of
posted by Joe at 9:03 PM
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Well duh!
Any of the three new Star Wars films. I enjoyed the films, but that whiny proto-Vader really got on my nerves.
I agree. I was glad to see him get his legs cut off.
I would also have to add Meet The Parents. I actually wanted DeNiro to pull out some of the , ahem, "Interrogation Equipment" on Ben Stiller.
Hrm...I am not counting the new Star Wars stuff, since I think of proto-Vader (nice term, grigorpdx) as being the bad guy. Although I totally wanted him to get smacked.
That leaves....Batman & Robin. I actually didn't care enough about either of the title characters to really be bothered if they won, and Ahnold was plenty annoying, but I really wanted Uma Thurman to take out Alicia Silverstone.
Can I vote for Darth to knock whiny-ass Luke off in episode 1, while still keeping everyone else around?
God has mercifully erased the name of this film from my memory. Battleship something, maybe. Anyway, it involved a highly stratified military society at war with very large bugs. I only liked one of the heroes, and the moment she bared her breasts, I knew she'd get offed soon. (She did.) There was some sort of sub-plot about high school sweethearts split up and reunited.
I attended this film with a group of friends and about 2/3 of the way through we started openly rooting for the bugs. We weren't the only ones.
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Starship Troopers, that's it!!
(cringes at the memory)
Darth Maul over Liam Neeson in Star Wars, definitely.
Karl the Long-Haired Terrorist over Bruce Willis in Die Hard 1.
And I was totally rooting for Courtney Love in that documentary, "Kurt and Courtney".
Love,
Tom
I always root for the animated germs and viruses on the anthropo-mucus blobs, just because it pisses off Dan.
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